It's official, I'm a grumpy old man

HA,
I remember when I was about 6 years old, my dad would make me go pick up the neighbors German Shepherds **** before he mowed our lawn. One day I got mad and got the shovel out and scooped up the dog **** and slung it all on the side of the neighbors house ! My dad went out to mow and saw it ! Thought I was gonna get a kick in the seat but he laughed and said maybe they'll shorten the dog chain !