Post your Little Johnny jokes here

A man was in the bedroom waiting for his wife in the shower as they both prepare for a night of intimacy.​

While he was sitting naked on the side of the bed unwrapping his condom, his son Little Johhny suddenly opens the door and enters the room.

In an attempt to hide the condom and his exposed member, the dad bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, “What are you doing, dad?”

The dad quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”

Little Johnny replied, “What are you going to do, **** him?”