My Luck

A young blonde bride calls her mother, sobbing uncontrollably.

"Mom, Robert doesn’t appreciate anything I do for him!"

Her mother tries to soothe her. "Now, sweetheart, I’m sure it’s just a misunderstanding."

"No, Mom, you don’t get it! I bought a frozen turkey roll, and he completely lost it over the price!"

Her mother scoffs. "That cheapskate! Those turkey rolls only cost a few bucks!"

"No, Mom, it wasn’t the price of the turkey… it was the airplane ticket."

"Airplane ticket? Why on earth did you need a plane ticket?"

"Well, the instructions said, ‘Prepare from a frozen state’… so I flew to Alaska!"