12 Dad jokes

ok,guys. this is the last of the first 100 jokes. you can either beg me to stop or with some small sign of encouragement i will continue. i've got 300 more. 1.what does a house wear? address. 2. how do aliens add more protein to their diet? they make it meteor.
No, don't stop! I need my morning groan chuckle!

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