Well, it was fun to think about, at least.....
Thanks to "things beyond our control", we've lost over $55,000 worth of investments in the past two weeks alone, and unless and until "some people" get their **** together and stop the volatility in the market, retiring right now is a fool's errand, plain and simple.
I've busted my *** for 45+ years to get to this point in my life, but some stupid ******* people have managed to ****-up my life due to their ******* tariffs, self-importance, and basic ******* incompetence.
(****!!!!)