So let's take this back to the beginning......you say you're in deep ****...how deep are we talking? Is this metaphorically or literally? The old saying is. "Pics or didn't happen"...the ball is now in your court.
All I can say is it’s a good thing I am not oh… lets say the leader of our military or Vice President or secretary of state or CIA director or secretary of defense ! Now that would be bad !