TUESDAY NIGHT in San Francisco

Sorry John. Can't make it tomorrow. It's something I would definitely like to attend but it is my gf b-day tomorrow and we have dinner reservations.

Enjoy your stay in SF! How long will you be out here for?

-STAN

Too bad Stan. You should definitely take care of the girlfriend first. I'm sure she's exposed to enough car-stuff that even suggesting a car-related function on her birthday will guarantee you months of a living hell.

Not to mention reverting back to adolescent past times....