Oil filters....which one to use?

Oil filters are like toilet paper.......the more paper you have the better cleaning it does! In fact, remember in the 1970's the rage was to install toilet paper oil filters. My cousin had one on his 383 Magnum 'Cuda and it worked very well. The oil was always crystal clear and every 2,000 miles you changed the toilet paper and added a quart of new oil.

Would that thing clear my headers? :shock: