Didn't think it was possible but...

In a way, I'm kinda glad that I actually know the guy that killed a slant six.....

All kidding aside, the WORST record for killing reliable cars was my Sister Karen. When we were growing up she managed to kill:

2 VW Beetles: One was blown up (rod through the case.....) the other hammered to death in a 1-2-3-4 punch of successive accidents. I buried the remains in a shoebox.

1 Toyota Corolla: And I quote: "I wanted to hurry home because it was overheating!" That was from Westchester County to Queens, about a 27 mile ride. The cylinder block must have glowed for an hour and I think the cylinder head dripped onto my driveway....

1 Chevy Malibu: She spit the transmission out of the car. Literally...

1 Duster: She ran it down on oil so often I had to put a piece of electrical tape over the oil pressure light. It was annoying at night.


But look at the bright side, haven't you wondered what a big block Duster would FEEL like?