If you are 30 or older, you will think this is

There were no MP3's
or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to
hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it
yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off
the radio
and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it
all up! We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you
were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy
signal,that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID
Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it
was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your
bookie ,your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just
didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances
mister!

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