If you are 30 or older, you will think this is

When I was a teenager, pantyhose hadn't yet been invented. And, on Friday night, just about the time you managed to sneak a hand into no-man's land, between the top of the nylon stockings and the plane's cockpit, she'd check the time and exclaim: "I have to get home, Payton Place will be on TV in 20 minutes".

DRAT!!! Foiled again. :)