Alternate lifestyle

so I went for a physical couple weeks ago. Doc says I REALLY need to quit smoking. I says yeah I know but seems like the more I hear about 'no smoking' the more defiant I become. I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Society has taken all the homosexuals out of the closet and put the smokers in." Doc says "profound statement and very true but thousnads of people die each year from illness related to second hand smoke." My reply, "OK so when I come back for test results and you tell me I have aides I'll blame it on second hand influence."