Strangest thing found in your A body???

Does tiny tubes of K-Y jelly scattered all through my 68 parts car qualify ?
One that wasn't an A-body but worth typing...
While working on the used car lot we got in a 5 door Chevy Citation that made a sloshing sound at stop and go. Took only a minute to determine there was water in the drivers door so I grabbed a creeper and a dental pick and poked at the weep holes. The door started peeing both water and glass.
20 minutes later I had a mess to clean up in my bay. All the windows had been broken out of this car and who ever replaced then didn't bother to clean to broken glass out of the doors. I estimate the car was holding atleast 30 gallons of water in the 4 doors.