Strangest thing found in your A body???
When I got my Dart last year, I took to cleaning her up and while the previous owner took pretty good care of her, there was dirt built up in the usual places.
I was cleaning the dirt from the bottom of the fenders and found the top of a Snapple like bottle, broken, about 2-3" long from the top including the unopened cap. Don't know how the heck it got in there, cause it was a real pain getting it out.
Now that I work at an Auto Recyclers, I have found many things in cars, but nothing really exciting like nudie pics or drug paraphenalia. Lots of liquor bottles, possibly the cause of the vehicle's damage.