Strangest thing found in your A body???

Not my A body, but...

A friend of mine had a Dart in his backyard that had been stored for years with a blown transmission. I was there to buy the instrument cluster, but I wanted to open the hood to see what the car had. I popped the hood and instantly this big *** badger stood up on the slant 6s intake manifold, where it had built a nest. It let out with a nasty growling, hissing sound. I saw that mutha's teeth and SLAMMED the hood shut!

Besides the badger there were mouse dropping all over the back of the instrument cluster... Nasty...