Mopar vs Rice

My buddies and I would go over to San Jose to laugh at the rice trying their hardest to run 15s.
One trip in my 67 2-door post dart with 340, edel heads, crower solid, X-cel and at the time a 660 center squirter. Cheetah manual 727 2500 B&M stall with 3.91 and small 235s with caltracs. Only had 2 plastic seats and no carpet. We pulled upped to a Chevron one night to get some gas. There happened to be 3 CRXs at the station and we could tell they were laughing when we pulled up. As I was pumping 91 into the fuel cell in the trunk they came over and ask why I had painted the two racing strips on wrong. I laughed at them and asked if they knew what a MOPAR was. They seemed confused... after I told them some mopars came with strips AROUND the trunk I asked them if they wanted to run. They first told me I couldn't run with them!!! So I began to enlighten them on how stupid they were, they wanted to prove it so they popped the hood of the black one and what I saw looked like a new motor with braided crap everywhere. The front fenders and bumper were murdered with a sawsall. The said it had 12 second time slips from the track... but not on them.
I asked if they wanted to run again and they said I would have to run the other two to see if it was worth it for the black one.... I told them I would run their mother for all i care i just wanted to race someone.
We fallowed them to some industrial area and after a few minutes a whole bunch of other people showed up. A few honda ran first and then I line upped next to the blue one. I loaded it up on the foot brake thinking I might have to try. The starter dropped his arms and I dropped the hammer, feathering it through first gear I noticed the other guy barely moved. I grabbed 2nd and let off going into 3rd cause I was already 4-5 car length ahead of him... What a waist of fuel!! I also had a passenger.
So I pull up next to the crxs and they said not bad but no I got to run the red one... What ever lets get it over with.
We line up, I dont even load it up this time. They say I jumped before the starter dropped his arms. Like leaving .300 is going to give back the 4-5 car length I beat the red one by.... What ever, lets do it again. I'm sitting there idling on the line, the red car is just about on his rev limiter and the arms drop. The red car takes off... I roll into it after I've seen the red car leave and finally floor when I'm hitting 3rd, by then I have a car length on him.
So enough bull ****. The black car has been letting his car warm up. Its time to put them to bed. We line up and I load it up a little, not too much just 1500rpm cause it likes to char them off if its any more. The arms drop and to my surprise the black one is right next to me through first and just into second. Half way through second I start to pull and then through 3rd a got a car length on him. It was one of the faster car I've run. I was impressed for a honda. But never the less I spanked there High dollar piece of crap 4 bangers from the land of rice.

Meanwhile there where two late 90s Supras that where watching the whole thing. I lined up waiting for someone to pull up. One of the supras pulled and it sounded pissed!!! The supra is one of the only imports I'll take a second look at. The turbo was just whistling away through the straight pipe. We lined upped and he starts spooling it up. Once he gets into the higher rpms it starts backfiring and popping. The arms drop and I leave, the toy died and would start again. They had to call a tow truck. We then had to fill up cause in 4 runs I almost burned 15 gallon of fuels. Then we drove home cause it was like 3:30 in the moring.

Fun times, more to come. We have it on video I just need to get from VHS to the computer...