Mopar vs Rice

Heres my i beat a car story...I beat off ricers all the time in my truck. Well my old one, lol, it was an '88 GMC C1500 Reg cab, short box. Thing went like ****. It was the most amazing truck i've owned, also being that i've only owned two trucks...well anyways. lol, it had a regular watever rear-end, no posi, thing did amazing two wheel brake stands. Hehe. I still dream of sinking amazing amounts of money into that rust bucket to make the most amazing sleeper...

Anyways the real story here is a battle of two trucks. There was the aforementioned truck of mine, and another jacked up '00 something ford diesel turbo thinger. lol, ya, i hate fords. Anyways, we were sitting at a light, and buddy starts revvin the engine, hot girl next to him, watever. i kind of ignore it. Until he fingered me for no apparent reason. I'm kinda pissed now. Well we're both wsatching the light, and it turns green. We take off down a long straight road, no intersections for prolly a 1/2 mile. This is when i realized he had the turbo...From the slowly receding sound of that annoying whistling. I pulled a car length, 2, 3, and he was still giving er the guns. Next chance i get, i'll get some pics of my old truck on here...But it is definitely not a looker. lol, needless to say i betcha he was pretty put out gettin beat by my lil rust-bucket. lol.

i know, not a ricer story, but as far as i'm concerned anything showing a ford that they really are as bad as all the jokes say, is alright!

O and heres my interpretation so far...
Fart can, shiny lights, ugly body kits and spoilers = Ricer
Out and out fast, without having to show it with 10hp from your underglow = Import

And that SkyCuda sounds freaking sweet! I wanna see some pics of that. ImportedMuscle? lol