Investing

How I Lost My Fortune In The Stock Market

In spring of 2004 I happened to read a magazine article which stated,
"The consumption of Viagra tablets has escilated to one every six seconds world wide."
Being astonished by the potential profit therein, and having previously heard their are 7 times as many females as there are males world wide,
I wasted no time investing every asset in a newly released drug...
Lady Viagra.
As luck would have it, turns out that most women don't actually take the pill...
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They can simply pretend to. DOH !