Crankcase Ventilation

I don't have head gasket problems, and I don't use N2O. I highly doubt I'm the only one with this problem, and to say that all of the rings are malfunctioning is still a little hard for me to believe. For ALL of the bores to be tapered is also a little bit too much for me to believe as well. Thanks for the help anyway, I think I can figure this out on my own. Thanks anyway.