Bacon or BBQ sauce?

Dude you guys ask some really "WILD" questions! But as far as Bacon or Bar B Que sauce! Well the Bacon would be GONE BYE BYE! Being from TEXAS Bar B Que is one of the MAJOR FOOD GROUPS! And how could you even think of licking a toilet seat at a local BAR! That alone would take 5 gallons of good old TEXAS STYLE BAR B QUE sauce to get the TASTE out of your mouth after that one!
You always need to add the ol' "I imagine" disclaimer after statements like that!!!:toimonst: