I would lick the toilet seat for a minimum of $10,000.
Poop is always funny no matter what, if someone farts I start laughing. When my dog farts I laugh so hard it hurts.
Okay, you`re at a bar, a beer mug is being passed around and everyone spits the biggest, grossest, wads they can hack up in it. (This is sick just thinking of it.) How much money would it take for you to drink the whole glass? --:drinkers:..................................... :puke:
