I would lick the toilet seat for a minimum of $10,000.
Poop is always funny no matter what, if someone farts I start laughing. When my dog farts I laugh so hard it hurts.
You wouldn't laugh if you had the dog I used to have and she farted. She was a Boxer. Sweetest dog you'd ever know but man she could clear a large room full of drunks in nothing flat.:-&
