viper or corvette??? Which do I buy

My vote is for the Vette. Why? Because the C5 Z06 is a quick car, sexy looking, and easily made MUCH faster then a Viper. Its Cheaper, easier to come by, and much more wallet, user, and wife friendly.

Besides, I got rear-ended in my Barracuda by a viper two years ago. It cost the got $12,000 just to replace the hood.

Another good reason:

The Dodge Viper the MOST ***-happy car on the road.

Meaning: If your wife touches the gas pedal the wrong ammount, its going to lite up the tires, lose traction, and probably get way too sideways and crash. I've yet to see anyone who has let the viper get out of control, get it back in their hands and save the car.

Most crashes are a result of the Viper being very poorly balanced.

Just my .02