viper or corvette??? Which do I buy

Growing up around Archer body shop in sw Houston as a kid. ive seen all kinds of vipers and heard some really crazy stories of how people wrecked them.. many houston professional athletes having more money than brains try and show off to a g/f and end up smashing the car up. GO WITH A VIPER if you have balls... if you do and want to buy it.. tell ur wife to grow some lol.FYI all vipers have they're own color. and boy are they expensive too