We should all buy up a buttload of land and make it into a township. Our cops will give tickets for going under the speed limit. We'll have a dragstrip just on the outskirts along with a road course and circle track.
If anyone complains about car noise, we'll ticket them for being a public nuisance and egg their house. The town will buy all the fuel for residents in bulk and we'll have ID cards you have to swipe at a CO-OP to get fuel at the reduced rate.
There will also be plenty of places to recycle your used oil. Using it for chainsaw bar oil or heating will be optional. No dumping allowed. :)
