Maid wants a raise

The maid asked for a raise.

The wife was very upset about this and asked:

"Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria:

"Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want

an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife:

"Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria:

"Your husband said so."

Wife:

"Oh."

Maria:

"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife:

"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria:

"Your husband did."

Wife:

"Oh."

Maria:

"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Wife (really furious now):

"Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria:

"No Señora, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE RAISE