Having a Baby tomorrow!

I hope you are carefull about what you say in the delivery room.

I was in the delivery room, doing the supporting thing, like we're supposed to do.
My wife had just popped out our first son, when the doctor looked up at me, and asked if I was OK.
I guess he must have thought I was going to pass out or somthing.
I looked at him and said, "Hell doc, this ain't any worse than gutting out a deer".
I had dig marks in my arms for more than a week, and you can bet that I didn't make the same mistake the second time.
You can also bet that I have heard about it more than a few times, over the past 31 years.

Congratulations on your new family member, Tim.