LoL! My dad was a state trooper here in Oklahoma for 30 years. He has been called everything in the book. His favorite one is "the fuzz". Everytime we are in the car & see someone pulled over he says "That guy got caught by the fuzz".8)
I have dad's original 1979 state-issue MagLite in my truck!
& yes the po-po is a police officer ;)