.....because most folks don't take the time to listen.
Your car knows who it is.
You just have to let it tell you.
Sometimes it's a whisper. Sometimes it's a shout. Some cars are female; some male. But they all have a gender, a personality, and a name waiting for you to discover.
Grab a cold one, sit in silence. (OK; sometimes a little Springsteen or Jan & Dean, etc doesn't hurt!) Stare at your car. Ponder, reflect, then ask. You may not get an answer right away, but you will get one-unless you have zero imagination.
And you wouldn't wanna be accused of that, now would ya?8)