I need a 68/69 Barracuda Fender Fish

Ok here goes nothing,In my research(my back yard,next door to dad's back yard,over one block,neighbors back yard,up two blocks,other neighbors back yard)there a five cuda's in the pond,4 are 67's and one is a 68(mine)there are big fish r+l and lil' fish r+l and guppies and fish in circles of chrome the big fish for the drivers side is male and he swims alone(always on the drivers side)the female big fish(his wife)swims on the passenger side.his girlfriend(a right side chickee swims on the upper back seat and looks younger and more desirable,Ya'll following this?the lil'fish swims on the trunk lid aiming towards the rt side I guess trying to catch up to momma fish. the fish in circles hang around on the the hood of both years on fastbacks and on top of the decklid on 67 fastbacks.the guppies hang on the glovebox and appear to be running away from dad and the girlfriend. the 67 has recessed script where the 68 has bold script,"and that's all i have to say about that subject right now",I couldn't get to the cuda vert it's in neighbors garage and the notch is missing all emblems and holes filled at other neighbors house.so in conclusion I havn't a clue where the lil' fish heading to the left is going???? and that's the end Join us next week when we will have a guest speaker here LIVE! On fishing stories u.s.a.