Stolen Fish
I've always said if I had the misfortune of catching some body rippin me or my friends off I'd put their wrists on a vice , clamp the damn thing almost closed and practice my batting practice on their wrists. When I am done i'd tape a quarter to their forehead and advise them to call for help, as they appear to be in pain.
I live in BC actually, on Vancouver Island. I'll pass this on to my other friends on the island.
Later
its 420 somewhere