Who are you calling a DIP STICK??!?!

When I was a kid and road my bike everywhere I road on the sidewalk so I wouldn't get run the F over by some pissed of 30 yearold in a dart or bay some dumb lady putting on make up or by some dumbass on a cellphone (did people use those in their cars in the early 80's? ) and when someone came walking down the sidewalk you know what I did??? I GOT THE F OUT OF THEIR WAY ALSO!!! If you ride your bike in the road and you get hit by a car that is supposed to be there or run over or get knocked the F out and have your little 10 speed thrown in the ditch because you used my car to hold yourself up when stopped at a light don't cry about it.
I will continue to point and laugh my friggin *** off everytime I see one of those stupid busted up "Ghost Bikes" painted white and chainned to a pole in Seattle where some jerkoff got hit by a bus!