Guitar???

I was sitting around strumming mine last night wishing I knew how to play the damn thing!

I'm 38 yrs old so I guess I will never know ... guitar is something you need to pick up early right?
I used to play with a friend of mine back in 03 but we was both drunk and it all sounded good. He was better than I was that's for sure. Since I quit drinking it made my playing sound like awful!