to cruise or not to cruise

ever since i joined the local mopar chapter i've missed 4 cruises darnit! between canada, tranny repair etc i've missed them all. well i was convinced nothing could stop me from tonights cruise but now i realize its my 18th aniversary. she's talking a fancy hotel, dinner, wine all that stuff. lets see theres more cruises, i live with her, shes damm good looking, should get lucky, don't have to polish the car. ALLRIGHT ALLREADY theres always another cruise. punch my ticket for tonights but maybe next time.