Wounded bullet

I'm bummed and need to vent. Water leaks suck. I think I'll get a volkswagen, air cooled no water.
I have been fighting a "small" internal water leak this year. The engine has been apart twice for inspection with no signs of any kind of anything.
At first i noticed "milk" in the valve covers but none in the oil.(?) Resealed the motor. Seemed to go away, for a run.
Apart comes the motor again, and this time I pressure checked the heads with no signs of any leakage. New gaskets again and it worked well for a few weeks.
I went to start it this morning to warm it up to adjust the valves because i am "supposed " to be racing tonight and it WOULDN'T TURN OVER! :x
WTF i said. Started pulling plugs and wala #3 cylinder FULL of water. @#%!!@#$.
Apart comes the motor again to find the crack.

Excuse me I have some beer to drink.