1976 wife

wife says its ALL my mopars or her.... she's a 1976 model and has 2 kids in tow...they're not included. she drives my new 08 jeep wrangler,it runs good,but operator doesn't seem very stable...also included in the package will be half of everything i own,and alot of headaches.also the lower region smells like the place where the whales go to die.i will be asking $100,but will consider any and all trades.got a nice fishing pole? how bout a pocket knife?how about a brand new dollar bill?

Dude, that is too Damn funny, I've had 4 wives myself. I told myself "I am going to keep doing it till I find a woman and a dog that will stay in the damn yard!" I gave up, To old now anyway. Good luck, getting rid of them is harder than curing AIDS!