Can't have a Mopar?

Well without that authentic Mopar rumble blasting out the pipes I feel pretty nutless, and by sliding behind the wheel of another "lesser" brand I also get that guilty feeling like you get when cheating on a girlfriend/wife (not that I've done it!) So to play it safe while not being able to own a primo Chrysler product I'd take one of those ground pounding Toyota Prius's. No power, no torque, no American name to back itself; completly and utterly nutless, which is what I would be without my Mopar!