I agree with your thinking except the spaz for president part.
I'm too honest for Washington, some nut job, hippy, terrorist turned english professor, friend of the current president, would send the weather underground after me or something.
I vote for Ted Nugent.
But, if I were president, I sure as hell would "change" alot of crap this current administration already screwed up.
No more bailouts, if a company fails, it fails.
This will make borrowing and lending practices more honest in the future.
Border control would be handled by the "best bidder" not the lowest bidder from the private sector with free blessings to shoot at any threat, no questions asked.
Criminals who commit murder would be hung on 100 foot tall gallows built in front of every court house in the nation, and televised every time, live.
The fair tax would be implemented.
All corrupt government officials would be exposed and made to pay back every cent to the tax payers that paid their salary for their entire political career.
Any politician that even questions the term "shall not be infringed" will be smacked upside the head live on television by the preident, the vice president and the entire cabinet, then must be made to write a one hundred page report on why the government works for the people, not the other way around.
Thug rap music will no longer be tolerated.
Racism will no longer be an issue because conditions will be favorable for all to succeed because the media will finally be scared into reporting the truth on issues at hand and any reporter caught making up false stories will be sent to alcatraz with the guantanamo bay detainees that we now house there along with any other threat to the people of this nation.
No criminal would think twice about bringing a gun to a college campus with the intent on killing innocent people because EVERY teacher will be armed along with any student who wishes to carry to school.
Laws will be changed drastically to favor the victims, not the criminals.
For instance: People who tailgate on the highways will not get any special favor from the courts if they live after the guy they are tailgating slams his brakes on and gets out with a bat and beats the tailgater within an inch of his life.
Purse snatchers.....don't even think about it.
Child molesters....gallows.
Any violent crime made against another will get the same, if not worse punishment themselves, by the family members of the victims as they see fit.
This will be televised if the family members choose so.
Scum bag lawyers will not have much work.
Saudi Arabia will sell us crude oil at $.25 a barrell, and don't ask why, It will be one of those government secrets.
The people will run their own lives without government intrusion as long as they treat other with respect.
Any politician that gets caught purposely lying to the people will see the gallows. ...This will ensure honesty and quality representation.
Politicians will not be wealthy, but every need will be taken to ensure their existence along with their immediate family.
This will ensure that they concentrate on their public service and not their personal wealth.
Our soldiers will shoot people like Saddam Hussein on sight, no questions asked so we never again make amockery out of the process.
If other countries don't like America...who gives a crap....we will not trade with you and you can kiss our *** and take care of your own aid patients and disaster relief, and all other humanitarian aid we have provided for you that you have taken for granted for years.
Soldiers on the ground?
Why do we need that? we have nukes, they are expensive and we need to use some of the old ones before they expire and cost more tax money to have them decommisioned.
This will keep other countries from wanting to wage war with us.
Frivolous lawsuits aimed at bankrupting gun manufactures?...don't even think about it or the president will personally kick your ***, live on national television.
Prayer in school? Every morning, thanking God for this wonderful country.
Your kids refuse to stand for the pledge? The president will personally come to your house and kick your ***.
Conditions and tax breaks will be very favorable for small businesses, again and large corporations that employ thousands of people will no longer be demonized by the media.
Labor unions will no longer tell corporation owners how to run their business, who they can hire or who they can or cannot fire.
This will ensure quality employees and will help people to strive to better themselves through a good work ethic while not relying on the union to bail their lazy asses out of trouble over and over again.
Those are just some of the things I would "change".
Welfare? what's that? Go to school and get a job , lazy ***.
Oh, and I would whoop the lvining snot out of Obama and his entire Marxist cabinet for the destruction they caused to our constitution.....yep, live on national television.