Charger + shopping cart + temper = cops

Many moons ago, I met a buddy after work at a restaurant at the mall. We parked our cars far enough away from everybody else. Of course, some idiot parked next to him. When we came out later, there was a nick in the pain of my buddy's Chevelle. It lined up perfectly with the passenger door edge of the other car. The other car was empty. I went into my toolbox and retrieved a large pair of dykes and snipped the tire valves off all four of the other car's tires.