Fricken cops!!
No problem Mrs. 63Dartman!
You probably felt like doing this>>>>
Don't let them have any more satisfaction by being upset....mad but calm is a much more effective tool in this situation.
I'm thinkin' your bosses boss might see this situation in a very different light.
Enjoy your time off for now....I think you'll get your job back with a raise!
And Happy Valentines Day everyone! or as I call it, saturday!