Odd question: Shift knob

i have a cue ball i got outta a huge tornado my friends family was in. everytime i see the ball it reminds me how precious life is... so i wanna cut it up lol and put a shift pattern in it maby with a roll control button on the side and get the wires to go thru the ball and chrome shifter part and be hidden all the way to under the car:) lol someday