Death of an Icon

Jack O'Lantern was crushed when he heard the news, and got smashed right after the services. Started singing some song about a candle in the wind or some such. I also heard that Paddy O'Furniture was feeling a little crumby untill Pop Tart showed up with his wife, Mom Tart. She really leavened up the party and all the guys got a big rise out of that.
Rise In Peace P. Doughboy, and put in a good word with your leavenly father for me when you get there.