If you want to go back to the bad old days go with the keg tap for bud or some other beer. Quite common to see an idiot trying to shift one of those back in the 70's were I lived. I have an aluminum pistol grip a buddy made for my car back in 81. Car is gone but the aluminum pistol grip is still with me. Gets pretty cold in winter. Have to make sure your girlfriend keeps her mouth off it.