crank upside down

I like everyboy's suggestions to remedy my upside-down crank. I think I'll first flip the car on it's top then the crank will be right side up. However, I have come to the conclusion that then the tires would be up in the air and I wouldn't get much traction, yet we are expecting snow this weekend and I shall use the Duster for a sled with the kids and Cocoa etc. then to solve the upside down car issue, I'm gonna diga a hole to China where then the car will be right-side up again (then I'm gonna sell it to those Chinese , pay-back for those bad toys, food and and drywall they've been selling us...that'll teach them not to scew with us MOPAR guys, by gar)