Da Nerve !
Was at the beach once, parked the car and went walking with the girlfriend. Come back and some loser is doing a line of coke off the trunk of the Dart. Yell at the guy 'Wtf are you doing?' and he responds with 'Well its like we're in the 70's man!' Ah ya I don't think so bud.
Another guy kicked a spot that was bubbling and cracked the paint, and caved that part of the quarter panel in. Claimed he was testing how bad it was.