Da Nerve !
Had a brand new '74 TransAm years ago that some yahoo keyed down one side from headlight to taillight. Sure wish I'd seen the clown that did it!
Worse than that was the time my ex drove the car to her work, parked waaaayy out in the back corner of the lot, and an asphalt company accidently sprayed the entire top surface (hood to trunk) and one side in hot asphalt. The idiot was going to empty his truck in the field next to the parking lot and was dragging the spray hose along the ground when it flipped over and triggered the spray on the nozzle. My ex was in tears when she called me. Ended up getting a complete new paint job out of that but it was still never the same.
Not a Mopar, but still a really nice car.