NHRA Tech

NHRA tech is a joke. One of my local tracks is now NHRA so when I went I was expecting a ball buster tech, but no this is what I got:
You running nitrous? No

You got a helmet? Yea

You got a girlfriend? Yea, she's at home

Good place for her, have fun.

I never popped the hood, he never asked why I don't have a battery switch, or if I had a driveshaft loop to go with my slicks. WTF? Oh well