what to say to nit pickers at car shows

speaking of assholes at car shows, whats the deal with the guys who drive a brand-new corvette to the cruise in and then pop the hood and sit around like they have something cool? that is, besides the obvious tiny *****.....

Sounds like my annual neighborhood car show...7 cars and 3 of them were black late model Corvettes. Me and the boy just cruised by real slow in the Demon and traded stares with all of them.

You want to get nit picking comments at a show? Try driving a 67 Dart with a 68 grill and tail lights!! I get so many negative comments that I usually don't stay with the car. And that is parked in the Fun Field.