what to say to nit pickers at car shows

I don't get to many nit pickers. My car is very obviously not stock. The one question I get quite a bit is, "Is that scoop real?", my answer is, "No, it's a hologram". That usually shuts them up. Another is, "Is it for sale", my answer, "make me an offer I can't refuse".

The world is full of idiots, the trick is to avoid them.

Jack