what to say to nit pickers at car shows

I'm gonna have fun with those types of guys. My Duster is dark blue and will have 340 stripes by July 12th (big Mopar show). I'm gonna get a good laugh when I pop the hood and people see this....yes it's a 318, yes the engine compartment is the original gold and yes, the engine is painted very crappy (courtesy of the last owner).:-D Oh and I have cleaned the pine neetles and everything.

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